If you got a crocodile you need nobody else
If you got a crocodile you need nobody else
It crawls into your heart and you will love it for the rest of your life / You will never love again

If you got a crocodile you need nobody else
If you got a crocodile you need nobody else
It crawls into your heart and you will love it for the rest of your life / You will never love again

Crocodiles are your friends in the morning
Crocodiles eat your friends in the evening
Crocodiles bake you bread
Before they shake you dead
Crocodiles bring you coffee to your bed / on top of their flat head /
but once you are well fed/ they eat you up instead

Crocodiles are really shitty kissers
Crocodiles are not that skilled with scissors
Crocodiles in disguise
Eat you by surprise
Crocodiles seem like they’re your friend / but that’s just pretend /
hard to comprehend / theyll tear off your rear end

Look at all the stars
Look at all the galaxies
Look at all the scars
Look at all my injuries
I remember / when you first kissed me / I still had my head / now I’m dead

Appendix

Crocodile as a doorbell keeps the kids out
Order cookies just to eat the girl scouts
Crocodiles phony smiles
Crocodiles handbag styles
If your little child is screaming for hours / and youre feeling bitter/ hire croco babysitter / may it eat the little shitter

Crocodiles eat water polo players
Crocodiles fantastic teeth displayers
Crocodiles googley eyes
Devouring meaty guys
First they make you drunk / then they tear the boat to chunks/
Then they take you for a dunk / and then eat you once youve sunk

by Hannes, Bastiaan, Alex