Johnny was on holiday in Spain
this summer
he went outside to buy tomatos
to make ketchup, in his bathtub
He called his wife, Anna
I’m coming home for christmas to Vienna
And I’ve got a present, for you
I’ve got a present, for you
and it’s red !
The horse stood at the window
watching the lights glow
in the distance
Tourists passing by,
it asks itself why
are they so hungry
It is waiting
to be taken
to the slaughterhouse
It’s cold outside,
It’s christmas soon
Let’s go to the sausage saloon
A sausage for me
A sausage for you
Happy christmas in the sausage saloon
The dog is shaking
his bum is aching on the
cold ground outside
Snow flakes are falling
Icicles are growing
from his nose
He preaches to Johnny and Anna
Let me inside
Let me take a bite
Let me inside
Let me take a bite
It’s cold outside,
It’s christmas soon
Let’s go to the sausage saloon
A sausage for me
A sausage for you
Happy christmas in the sausage saloon