Sam war kaum da und da war schon alles klar
Er ist ein Rumpsteak
Rump-Sam Rump, Rump!
Seine Mutter seine Mutter war Joanna Kräuterbutter
Mama Rump,Rump! Mama Rump,Rump!
Er war voll mit Aufbaumitteln um sich optisch aufzuschütteln
Sam Pump, Pump! Sam Pump, Pump!
Doch schmiss man ihn in eine Pfanne schrumpfte er zum Pillemanne
Sam Schrump, Schrump! Sam Schrump, Schrump!

Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Rump Rump, Rump! Rump Rump, Rump!
I like it when you rump
I like it when you pump
I like it when you rump
Rump Rump, Rump! Rump Rump, Rump!

[…]

I know some chicky-chicks
They lay some eggy-eggs
But Sam rumpy-rump
Can make the chickies jump!

I know some foxy fox
And fox is smarty-smart
But if you try to eat it
It tastes like smarty-fart

I know some rabby-rabbit
I know because I had it
But rabbit-steak so small
Like rumpy baby doll

You’re many days away
Still you’re on transport
With argentina rump-friends
Surfing rump surf-board

Come now to Berlin
I’m waiting here to win
Your rumpy rumpy heart
Rump up so we can start!

Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Sam, Sam Rumpsteak
Rump Rump, Rump! Rump Rump, Rump!
I like it when you rump
I like it when you pump
I like it when you rump
Rump Rump, Rump! Rump Rump, Rump!

Sammy Sammy Sam
You’re more tasty than ham
Ramma-dama-dam
Do you want to be my pump-man?!

by Hannes, Moritz, Carlo