She is blond and has blue eyes
And her legs go on for miles
She kisses my arm and my elbow
And weares a skirt from benetton
There’s a fly in my orange juice
She says Oooh and makes it move
She has multivitamins
And cooks a soup of joyful beans
I don’t need to sing a song
Cause I’m with her all day long
Anyway I’ll sing it now
Cause this is just how I feel
I’m happy
Clown
She bites her lip and rests her head
On my chest she’s in my bed
Her hands they are good friends of mine
When they massage my lower spine
I’m so glad that she’s my wine
I drink her and that’s just fine
What is it for a suprise
That she is without compromise
I don’t need to sing a song
Cause I’m with her all day long
Anyway I’ll sing it now
Cause this is just how I feel
I’m happy
Clown
She pats my face smiles like a child
While her thoughts they drive me wild
Her contact lenses make her see
X-Ray vision right through me
I don’t need to sing a song
Cause I’m with her all day long
Anyway I’ll sing it now
Cause this is just how I feel
I’m happy
What a happy motherfucker I am
What a happy motherfucker I am
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