I used to have a parrot who giggled when I tickled
Everytime I tickled it would wiggle just a little
I used to love that parrot, Sitting on my shoulder
Together we would stick it as we’re slowly getting older
Then one day the parrot dropped and fell onto its side
It stopped doing its giggle despite everything I tried
It squawked for one last time and subsequently died
For 14 days and nights I simply cried and cried and cried
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed,
Giggle when I tickle, I wish you were not dead
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed
Giggle when I tickle, dont want no seagull instead
Depressed I went to sea to catch a fish to sell
When I finally caught one I was thinking whats that smell
A seagull sat on my head like a feathry little hat
Was eating all my fish and slowly getting fat
Seagull on my head, I wish that you were dead
You smell worse alive than my parrot who is dead
I’ve never heard you giggle no matter how i tickle
All you do is scratch my head and wiggle just a little
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed,
Giggle when I tickle, I wish you were not dead
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed
Giggle when I tickle, dont want no seagull instead
You steal all my fish and you crap on my head
Oh my god fat seagull how I wish that you were dead
I want back my parrot who would giggle just a little
Whenever I would give the bird a tiny little tickle
Wiggle just a little - Wiggle just a little
Wiggle just a little - Wiggle just a little
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed,
Giggle when I tickle, I wish you were not dead
Giggle when I tickle, little parrot in my bed
Giggle when I tickle, dont want no seagull instead